Evil_Shrubbery

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

No it's not, it's obviously "gif", what is wrong with you??

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Gifs?
(As a bonus round you can fight over how it's pronounced!)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Ass ships?

You mean like

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Call ICE hotline, explain that her friends and family are all illegal aliens, then you can all meet at the ICE detention centre - no planning stress!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I don't think they mean presidents (plural) could run for the third term.

There will also be a rule if one of the contestants is going for their third term it's an automatic win & no opposing runners can join the game.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Third term?
Again with the Russian model - why not be more imaginative and declare yourself some new made-up dictator name (& just be a dictator, no terms, no red & blue, only polished golden ass), like something Borat would come up with.

His supreme big handedness of the Lord, the shitter of golden diarrhea, he who licks no domestic butts, the holy eternal MAGAer, the trumpest with the mostest absolute dumptruck ass, senior car salesmen.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Star Trek: The United Federation of Europe

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

We should now send each other exact Nicoles DMs ...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Try to grow fucks and then distribute them free of charge?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

People living from paycheck to paycheck are gonna get the most fucked in event of a market crash tho. Just not immediately directly that day.

 
 

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cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/3964820

I'm imagining it delivering nuggets to guys in the trenches over barbed wire and mustard gas.

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