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"It’s a little bit of an unfortunate situation there, but from Israel’s perspective I would do my best to move the people out and then clean it up,” Kushner said. “But I don’t think that Israel has stated that they don’t want the people to move back there afterwards.”
The little rat thinks the genocide isn't going far enough.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/28/opinion/editorials/jared-kushner-middle-east-palestinian.html
From 2019, the entire 'plan' has been to build up real estate which will immediately solve all problems (I assume they think through gentrification).
What happens next is anybody’s guess. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo admitted in a recent closed-door meeting with Jewish leaders that the plan may be “unexecutable.” But if Mr. Kushner can mobilize powerful investors and international businesses as cheerleaders for Mideast peace, he could make a real contribution.
What an utter sack of shit
Trump's property is valuable. Does that mean we can bomb Trump and take it?
NY AG is about to take it anyway, no bombing required. Win-win!
Did he do decades of suicide bombings and rocket attacks and then a huge mass shooting of civilians?
Oddly specific.
How about systematic dismantling of environmental protections and trust in public health systems instead?
Because the answer is likely over half a million deaths on his hands:
I was contrasting to Hamas but those are fair points. I suppose I would have authorized a drone strike on Typhoid Mary, if she kept up her shit.
The man is a ghoul wrapped in skin.
This just in...
Sources state that Jared Kushner's kidneys, liver, and spleen "could be very valuable" on the black market.
Sadly, his heart was deemed unfit for transplant.
After saying "there's not much left of Gaza anyway"
So interesting how Zionists were saying israel isn't systematically bombing every house in Gaza. And now "there's nothing left so might as well take the land over". If only we had signs that this was the plan all along
Once again, saying the quiet part out loud.
The really sad thing is he's not wrong.
No country seems willing to try and force real change here, and given how barbaric the US has shown itself to be on the world stage, it's hard to blame them for their reticence to act.
I can only imagine the conversion:
PR Manager: Jared, you need to say something nice about Gaza.
Jared: WaTeRfRoNt PrOpErTy CoUlD bE vErY vAlUaBle!
PR: facepalm