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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Eldritch blast is a cantrip...

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

"So what do you have? "

"A sword!"

"A sword?"

"Yes. And I can hit with it twice as often twice every hour."

"... I'll stick to my spellslots thank you."

"... It sounded better in my head."

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In a single round of combat, a wizard can use a spell to rain fire and bring a max health fighter down to 1 hp.

In comparison, in a single round of combat, a fighter can swing their sword four times and bring a max health wizard down to 1 hp.

So they're both as good as each other in a hypothetical 1v1 combat scenario which is unlikely to ever come up during an actual game. Bravo. Can we stop having this argument? It's been 4 months since this exact meme was posted.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

No! We must run the scenario in every system first, then compile the distribution of outcomes.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Sorry, I can't hear your edgy ass over the sound of these Eldritch blasts

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (8 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

V for Vendetta (2005)

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

For real? V For Vendetta.

It's about time for me to watch it again.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

God damnit, I knew that... It just wouldn't come to me

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Every 5th of November!

No reason it should be forgot.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

*Shrek 4ever after.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Goncherov (1978)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Muppets in Space

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

M for Manchester (1807)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Row, Row, Fight the Power

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

See, this is why I love my strength build clerics.

I'm outta spell slots, but I'm not outta options.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

My Eldritch Knight/war wizard stands, unafraid.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

My bard when he runs out of spells: I cast morning star!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Apropo. Never not gonna upvote V.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

If your slots are empty, doesn't it mean they are available?