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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I hesitate to think what Canadians will do once the step runs dry. They might stop saying sorry altogether.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

When sorry ends I hate to be a bother begins.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

They could invade Maine which would kick off the Maple wars. They’ll start to eye Vermont and New Hampshire next. The US population will be powerless to resist as the Canadians lull the domestic population into submission with free healthcare and Tim Hortons.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly, Canada could take everything north of a line between Pittsburg, NH and Calais, ME (essentially lining up with the NY/VT northern border), and nobody would bat an eye. There's nothing but trees up there.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Deal. You guys get Alberta and Saskatchewan. Then they can secede with Texas and a handfull of the bible belt states.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Take away my Krispy Kreme and then you'll find out the true meaning of war.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

the last time they stopped saying sorry, we've had to write the geneva convention

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It's the only thing that keeps their rage at bay...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Just in time to overthrow the US Whitehouse... Again. We burned it down once before, we'll do it again

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

corn syrup lurking in the shadows

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I make syrup out of the tree(s) in my yard.

It’s true. It was such a weird year weather wise that I only got about 2 bottles of syrup. Normally I can get like… 8-10?

A lot of people don’t really know how sap production works, but it really is a pretty limited window

That being said, if you live outside of a maple tree (or some other kinds), go buy a $20 tap or whatever from Amazon. It’s fun and surprisingly piss easy to make syrup at home.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That being said, if you live outside of a maple tree

Unless you're an elf baking cookies, we all live outside of maple trees :-D

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wait, Canadians don't love in maple trees?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

They love on them. Tap that bark.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

All good, Legault seems to think we can survive off of replacing the roof on our piece of shit stadium, no need to fix the environment.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

The Maple Mafia has reserve reserves.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I saw a documentary that claims the people who run the maple cartel have like a decades worth in warehouses

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The arrogant bastards!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

IIRC, the big drop from 2020 to 2021 was due to "inventury corrections", i.e. someone has "mislaid" large amounts and they had to correct to official amount.

Has the culprit been found?