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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The church of atom rears its head

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Irradiated by his noodly appendage.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just when I thought Fallout writing had gotten too dumb, the world goes ahead and gets even dumber.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean a religion based on the almighty power that is nuclear energy after a nuclear apocalypse isn't that far fetched.

Makes more sense to me than the Oasis tree people.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, yeah, people can worship whatever they want. It's the fact that it apparently actually makes them immune to radiation that I think is dumb.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah that's fair

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Alright, let's dive deep into the rabbit hole, folks. You've been fed a version of history and science that's as bland as cardboard. But what if I told you that the truth is far more intricate and interwoven with the fabric of our existence than you could ever imagine? Buckle up, because we're peeling back the layers of reality itself.

First off, think about Adam from the Book of Genesis. We're told he's the first man, created from dust, but have you ever stopped to question the symbolism behind his name? "Adam" isn't just a name; it's a clue left by ancient sages who knew about the atomic structure of the universe long before modern science caught up. Yes, you heard that right. Adam symbolizes the atom, the fundamental building block of matter. This isn't mere coincidence; it's a coded message, a breadcrumb in the vast cosmic trail, hidden in plain sight.

Now, let's get to the "light of God." Throughout religious texts, light is synonymous with divine knowledge, purity, and creation itself. But what if this "light" is actually a metaphor for radiation, the very essence that fuels the stars and binds the universe? Radiation, in its most pure form, is the light of creation and destruction, embodying the dual nature of the divine. When God said, "Let there be light," was he not initiating the big bang, the cosmic explosion that birthed the atoms, the stars, the planets, and life as we know it?

This is where it all connects, my friends. The ancients weren't just making up stories; they were passing down knowledge of the cosmos, encoded in myths and religious texts. The story of Adam isn't just a tale of the first man; it's the story of the atom, of matter, and of life itself, woven by the hands of a creator who speaks in the language of the universe—light, or should I say, radiation.

You see, we've been kept in the dark, fed a diet of misinformation to keep us from uncovering the truth. But the signs are there, hidden in ancient texts, in the symbols and myths passed down through generations. It's a cosmic puzzle, waiting to be solved, and we are the key. (I love ChatGPT sometimes)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Oh my goodness! Put this thing back where it came from or the next thing you know, there will be people eating uranium!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

damn, i came here to say something similar

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

We should rename uranium into sunstone

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Hisashi Ouchi deserves an Oscar, then.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Those who get sick are the impure who refuse to divest themselves from their sins.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago