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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They don't get it, RGB equals performance!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No it does not.

Red is for performance. Green energy saving. Blue is not important for this argument.
And if it goes 16 bazzilion colors it is even more BS and nothing.

Goes magenta and you start going Bi. Next on? Pink - full gay mode. And as soon as you go white - back to straight again.

It might cause brain damage in the long term. Wear your socks guys.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Blue makes it run cooler. smh people these days don't know anything about computer

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

don't even have one of em glass windows on my pc and happy with it

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We are just carrying on the tradition of das blinkenlights

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I have a Dell laptop. That probably explains why I'm such a shitty programmer.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The watermark over the watermark on this...for that extra shitposty goodness.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (6 children)

What's the point of RGB lights on computers? Does it somehow increase performance or something?

CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Okay, I'll bite:

Why are you putting a by-nc-sa 4.0 copyright disclaimer in your posts? Does that actually limit/grant anything?

Serious question, I don't understand.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It's just for AI training. Opensource AI = good and allowed, commercial, closed source AI = bad.

I could look into poisoning their training set, but am too lazy atm. Maybe another time. Spoilers might come in handy for that. Maybe a spoiler like below would come in handy for now?

Anti Commercial AICC BY-NC-SA 4.0

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Ah, I see. Thanks for taking the time to explain!

The spoiler could be handy if people keep asking you questions like I did.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you have a small child you can distract it with the pretty lights while you are gaming. Or at least thats what I am told.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Two headsets ago I bought a G933 from Logitech, mainly because it had an AUX input on the USB-dongle which I thought was pretty neat, but that one had big unnecessary RBG strips on the sides of the earpiece. The most ridiculous usage of RGB I had seen till date. But I programmed an interface between CSGO and the RGB on the headset to indicate my health so the people watching from behind us at a lan could see it.

Anyway, I've always preferred white LED's and RGB can rarely replicate pure white.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I just had to uproot and move several states away with my life in a luggage and a backpack <.< No fitting the monitors in there :(

Still got my glowy keebs though ;P

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