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Wouldn't know, my instance doesn't show downvotes 😄

The GOAT

Imagine if the "manosphere" actually did things like raising awareness for testicular and prostate cancer, teaching men how to be good dads/husbands/sons, how to be financially sensible, how to build a career, etc. instead of blaming all their problems and all the world's problems on women and feminists lmao

Thats the oldest looking baby I've ever seen

When I was like 18 I brought a girl to my house while my family were away for the weekend. I wasn't intending to do anything with her, I'd just invited her over for some company as we'd be speaking for a couple of months and had already been out a few times together but not exactly on "dates".

Anyway, I ordered some pizza and put on a movie. Next thing I know, she's cuddling into me and I'm stroking her hair. At one point she is laying across my lap gazing up at me.

I didn't fucking kiss her because I'm a damn idiot who couldn't take the hint. She couldn't have made it more obvious that she was waiting for me to make the move. I'm not autistic myself, just a regular moron.

We gradually stopped talking after that night. I blew my chance. Shit still bothers me years later. She was super sweet and pretty. Best girlfriend I never had.

I PRANKED MY GIRLFRIEND WITH A TICK FILLED TWIX

Bordeaux

Bor-dewks? NON!

Bor-doh? OUI!

It's supposed to be. Apollo was the best iOS app for Reddit, so it made using Lemmy on Android feel familiar and comfortable for me.

Too bad, he could have helped Lemmy grow by at least giving Voyager his blessing.

4 and 5 are good, 6 is a piece of trash.

The douchebag vet who clipped her ear took way too much off. This happened before we got her. But don't worry, it's never given her any trouble, she's as happy as can be. She just looks a bit funny with half her ear missing 😁