ApeNo1

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (5 children)

“Make Assholes Great Again”

Takes off red cap and stares intently at the four letters. Turns to their friend, “Are we the ~~baddies~~ assholes?”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

There goes Walmart Nero …

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

I am pretty sure I know what she watched on Australian TV as a kid.

Hooley Dooleys - Russell the Kangaroo

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

That’s what it was like way back in the 2360’s.

[–] [email protected] 134 points 9 months ago

Later that evening at the local tavern.

“So then when it fails for the third time, he drinks a cup of acid, tips his hat to the crowd, and then collapses.”

“Haha! That’s gold!”

The tavern falls silent.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lol. And here I was thinking people would not jump on a daft obscure “bible” comment.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

K&R is Old Testament and New Testament is “The C++ Programming Language”, by Bjarne Stroustrup.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago (6 children)

They probably meant the true bible, “C Programming Language” by Kernigan & Ritchie. Good to teach kids about software.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Except that you can …

Cancel auto payments

Edit: I get you. You mean multiple cards within PayPal itself per vendor. Yeah, that seems like similar effort but at least you can see everything in one portal. I have a single card linked with just enough limit to cover subscriptions and the odd internet purchase.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Aussie here. One reason I use PayPal is for subscriptions (streaming services etc) to avoid the headache of updating credit card details in multiple places when I change bank, credit card renews, etc. just change it in PayPal once and every subscription keeps working.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

“When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of ~~England~~ the Kāpiti Coast.”

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