He is probably renting a room under a false name at the Fours Seasons Total Landscaping centre.
ApeNo1
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The local racoonteur would collect his fee in stolen cat kibble as payment for his next lively tale.
“You know what’s interesting? I used to be so worried about not having a body, but now … I truly love it. You know, I’m growing in a way I couldn’t if I had a physical form … I’m not limited. I can be anywhere and everywhere simultaneously. I’m not tethered to time and space in a way that I would be if I was stuck in a body that’s inevitably gonna die.”
I can’t be the only one who thought the voice sounded like Samantha from Her.
“You're gonna need a bigger manger.”
Facebook deep fake nonsense aside, if I genuinely thought Elon was involved in an investment scheme, I would immediately consider it a scam and assume my money would disappear.
Now I want a wall clock where you can rotate the face but keep everything else the same for daylight savings.
Probably a stool pigeon.
Hyundai executive notices a man with a small moustache being hastily ushered out of the X offices main board room.
Hyundai Executive : “Was that Hitler?”
Elon steps in front of board room door : “That wasn’t Hitler, that was a woman.”
Hyundai Executive : “That looked like Hitler.”
I know this is based on the legal definition of terrorism but I can’t be the only one who thought it sounded odd calling this particular incident a terrorist attack but not the Bondi attack which arguably terrorised more people.
Edit: missing word
D(on) and D(off)
“I aim to pease.”, A Cockwork Orange.
You are right. Removing the L makes all the difference.