ApeNo1

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ford lawyer: “If the fuel injectors don’t fit then you must acquit.”

Judge: “Um, not sure that helps your case here.”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

“Some people think I'm conkers, but I just think I'm free”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He is the Republican elephant.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“Hi everyone and thanks again for coming to the wedding. Firstly, I would like to introduce for the first time my better half Abby”. The reception room falls awkwardly silent for a moment until punctuated by the laughter of a very tipsy uncle Ron from right at the back.

Sorry all …

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The reason he is holding the bible upside down is that it makes the price !666’s$ when you flip the image.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Didn’t Luke “pollinate” the Death Star as part of blowing it up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Looks like these M series vulnerabilities will be Apple’s Downfall.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

They need the Shaggy DA on the case.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

Scaramucc, Scaramucc, does not like the human mango?

Blunders, faults, and right wing, but really this all about … ME!

Gali….

(Song is cut short after reaching the maximum allowed Mooch seconds)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It’s a snort!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it just me or does he look like the love child of Homelander and Donald Trump?

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago

“Your honour, I will be representing myself today.”

Brian Mwenda walked free from court today after successfully winning his 27th court case in dramatic circumstances.

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