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More lube for Putin’s edging sesh.

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When a Ma and a Pa fell in love, they coupled in a steamy limited liability relationship. Then they made love—back then we called it “making love”—and three fiscal quarters later, they would welcome a newborn shoppe into the world. Then everyone watched PBS and went to bed without locking their doors.

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Thou shall not, not, probably assist. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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God bless symbolic rebukes.

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Always putting country before party 🎉

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And snapdragons.

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🙈🙉🙊

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They’re giving off mixed signals

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