AutumnSpark1226

"Sign in to confirm that you're not a bot" usually means your IP is (temporarily) blacklisted by the video server. You can try using a VPN or tor.

Connections around 5 bits per second are the minimum.

Try booting from an usb (with a live linux image) stick and see if you can access your drive.

Authorized by not denying...

On my device it's in: /data/data/com.shatteredpixel.shatteredpixeldungeon/files However this path is only accessible with root permissions on most android systems.

I have found this app. Didn't test it but you might try it. https://github.com/maforn/TimedShutdownAndroid

On a rooted device or with adb you can execute the command:

sleep 60m && reboot -p

You might need to switch to a smaller instance.

Once you activate it, you have to pay taxes and obey the law.

You aren't allowed to drown here. Fine 200$

In theory, you could make a XMPP bot that can do all these things. Status information and executing simple commands shouldn't be that hard but interactive commands might need a custom wrapper.