Black616Angel

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That last part is really funny for me currently learning Japanese. The differnece between desu and janaidesu is always at the end, but makes (in my head) a "it's like that" into a "it's not like that" thus negating the whole sentence. A constant lookout for a "NOT" at the end of each sentence.

[–] Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Lemmy also allows you to edit your post afterwards, so you could still do it.

That is awesome news. I tried setting up Stardew Valley mods some time ago (probably for the big variant even) and it was an error prone hassle, though it mostly worked in the end.

And then there is a colleague who programs in Notepad++ directly on the test server and then just copies his code to prod.

(yes, he works alone on that project)

Try turning the monitor so it faces the wall and then play from memory. Games are generally better in your memory (also faster).

[–] Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

LibreOffice can be configuresd to open online files with your local editor.

Edit: Also there seems to be a real web version.

Leaders of the free world rookies, lookie how can six dicks be pussies?

[–] Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not only that. We should stop honoring american IP (intellectual property). Just pirate all their shit. Disassemble their tanks, hack their cars and tractors. Remove all their software and replace it with open source, Europe backed programs.

Because this will hurt them globally. A crack for a car works in Mexico as it does in Denmark. An open source office suite also helps developing nations, that could then also get rid of MS.

We had to change customer contracts to get this done, since the process for firewall changes was too slow...

[–] Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

And you didn't even go into the network side of things, where Microsoft nearly forces you whitelist everything on the firewall, since they change like weekly, which IPs or URLs they want whitelisted, sometimes even going through third-party datacenters. And of course their documentation only gets irregular updates and can't be easily parsed.

Sounds nice, go on!

(I'm gullible and will fall into any trap I come across)

 
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The day the phones went down (discuss.tchncs.de)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de to c/talesfromtechsupport@lemmy.world
 

This story is a few tears old, but I'll try to remember all the fun parts.

Back then I was working with a company that among other stuff also outsourced telephone services to customers. So they would get their phones from us, all the infrastructure, we did all the technical stuff with the ISP, got everyone their extension and call groups etc.

We had only a hand full of customer who used this service from us, but or company itself of course also relied on it.

Most parts of the infrastructure were customer specific except one. The main entrance/exit server (+backup) into/out of our datacenter. But for our cause, they were so oversized, that no amount of traffic would even be closely able to bring them down. (Or were they)

On usual days we would handle maybe 50-100 external calls simultaneously. Cause remember, those servers were to the outside. All other traffic would not touch them. The servers were (according to the specs) able to do 4000 simultaneous calls.

To the day of the incident. It began around 8 in the morning. We would get a few incidents reporting calls not being established, which we brushed off at first, cause it was more probable that the other site was at fault.

Later one of our customers also opened up incidents reporting this in mass. At this point, we were getting a little worried and looked into the logs. What we found was not fun. Much to our dismay, we saw that we had around 7000 simultaneous calls trying to bomb our system. Most of which were trying to reach one specific customers call center.

After a while we found out that this customer had a countrywide mandatory survey they didn't tell us about. For this survey an external call center was hired to handle all the calls.

We hopped into a call with them and found out a few things: They were expecting about 15-20k calls a day, and their contract said something about "up to 2k" and when questioned, how that would work, they told us about a specific rule in their contract with their ISP. This rule meant that all calls above the 2k limit would get a "number is busy" kinda answer and had to wait or hang up.

We called the ISP. They just told us (and the customer in the same call): "Yeah, we sell that feature, but that doesn't really work and mostly isn't even used..."

So the ISP broke their contract but were to big to fail and the customer didn't tell us enough, but was angry our stuff didn't work.

End of the story was, that we rerouted all the calls directly to the call center and then the call numbers dropped back to a few hundred.

Edit: Survey was mandatory.

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