Blackout

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Suspiciously the bodycams were off but i've heard the voyager crew was originally twice as large until she ran out of coffee the first time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Review: "Ran by a former male supermodel, doesnt know how to use the replicator and cooks all his food. Sometimes stops speaking in the middle of a sentence and starts beeping."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (8 children)

"a murder" implies only one

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You see, when a daddy battery and mommy battery love each other they hug and grunt and that's how babby formed

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Nothing good, nothing bad. Like Chernobyl

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My professional medical advice as a medicinal professional is to hey hey hey hey smoke weed every day

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The soothing music of Robert Evans's nasally voice saying the word Raytheon

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I bet they are going to cancel Putin's Netflix account now. Could start WW3

[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Humans get to slowly raise the temperature of the world over 100 years until it causes a mass extinction event. It's very effective.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

I was going to say this is a spaghetti western

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Hottest rapper in Ferenginar. His other top hit is "Baby got Lobes"

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