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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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Being stuck in a pod by yourself makes it kinda difficult to get intimate with someone in the real world.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Robot spiders steal cum and inject it in another female.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know about y'all but I can't even get aroused anymore without having a robot spider jacking me off.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Gotta wonder how that robot feels about humanity

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Sticky, mostly.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

"It's a living..."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That robot is most likely not sentient.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Cummy spiders 😩😩😩

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

That's some Rule 34 material right there.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Eww I was just going to suggest it goes through all the little tubes attached anyway I'm leaving before I see anything else

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You see, when a daddy battery and mommy battery love each other they hug and grunt and that's how babby formed

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No they just merge their codebases and create a new life that way.

Example:

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You mean ram sticks

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"combined with a form of fusion"

it's right there in the script

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

They probably extract sperm and eggs and gestate them right in the pods

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