Brickhead92

My response to Real Men® statements is "Real men don't need their masculinity defined by others."

Yeah, it seems not many people know the last bit. I say it everytime after a slight pause "... oftentimes better than master of one." And then watch the little look of confusion. Some people will stop and think about it, and comment something like, I guess that's true, but not as often.

You call that a knoife? This, is a knoife 🥄!

Word! I'm a nearly 40 guy.

I got a blue bear when I was born. It is called bear. It has a few stitches, and a hole in it's ear. I also have a blue mouse called Mouse.

They've been sitting on the shelves in the kids rooms for many years now.

It's fun to bump against L-A-M-P! It's fun to bump against L-A-M-P!

Do you actually love lamp, or are you just saying that?

Ahh, don't do this to me man. Not again... Not after last time!

I bake, therefore I am, cake...?

Ahh but you see, if the world's leaders sit idly by for another few years until there aren't any Palestinian people left, they'll be able to say "look the genocide has ended, we did it!". All without having to even lift a finger to write a mildly worded letter.

But... That's just the toilet, and it's not secret. In fact it's well signed to make sure people can find it.

I don't want to read the next book.

Free‽ No profit‽‽

Where's the profit in that!?!

If they don't span the globe you can't call them global armed conflicts, they're sparkling armed conflicts from LocalNamed region.

This first iteration is only capable of identifying serif fonts, still impressive though.