BruceTwarzen

Do you buy a netflix card and think you won something?

It's a weird thing. There is one from a car crash close to where i live. It has been there for like 20 years and it looks all fucked up. Or another one with a full blown gravestone with 3 boys on it who crashed a car when they were 18. That was like 10 years ago, qnd they take like semi car to it. It's still odd to me and i don't know when it's appropriate to just throw it away, if ever.

Well he's old as fuck

Talking to my two young barbers is kinda surreal sometimes. They always ask me if i play video games, because that's pretty much everything we have in common. But for them playing video games means buying every call of duty and every fifa as soon as possible. It's just the normal thing to do for them. They don't care who makes the game or if it's good or anything. I play a few niche games, but they have never heard of anything i ever played. Apex? Destiny? Overwatch? Never heard of it.

I thought it's an onion article. We need new organs. Sweep some 10 year old into a storm drain

Did you just fix menal health?

I hate that i'm guilty of that. I don't know anything about that stuff, i'm just here for the jokes. I know it's not easy, but my first reaction is always: "aaaaw c'mon, just make it so it doesn't do the thing it's not supposed to do."
But for real, i have a question. Why is it that every game even the newest most polished game in 2024 can't get rid of clipping? Like in a character creator, slightly bigger top? Hair goes now through it. I remember playing overwatch for the first time and the game looked stellar and the characters interacted with way more things that i woul've imagined, but then you look closely and roadhogs anchor still clipps through his belt. Like what would happen if you drew a hard line saying: your clothes don't go through anything anymore. Would the game just freak out? Would it just eat up processing power like crazy? Or is it just one of these not really a real problem so why looking for a solution kinda things?

I only really talk to one person who used to ve a real tesla fanboy. He pre ordered the currently new model and he would always tell me that he can't wait for his new car, and i thought he was just lying, because the car was always just one month away from delivery. When it finally arrived, it had so many problems that he said he wouldn't accept it like it is and the guy was basically: okay, they deliver it to the next on the list and he's on hold again, so he just took it and let it be fixed along the way.
First time he brought it to one of their "garages" he didn't see the car for 3 or so month. They didn't fix any of the cosmetic problems, and most of his problems still persist, but they changed the transmission and acted like they didn't. Then he had a crack in the windshield, which wasn't a tesla problem, but to get a new one they told him it takes like 6 month. He sold the car later for what ge said was a very good price, vut i find that very hard to belive, because the car had many cosmetic issues, and was also very loud, because a lot of things in the cockpit just creeked and rattled.

Yeah i he's dropping the 5mil bombshell as if that was mindblowing. 5 million people drink almost as much coffee as 150 million? Craaaazy

Someone looking up if he can pre-order right now

Now malaria and bird flu is having a battle royale

I'm actually devastated