Cap

joined 9 months ago
[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 13 points 2 weeks ago

I would never miss a day of school as a kid if I got to do that every day!

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 3 months ago

I mean, I'd give Amarillo a little bit of a chance. They've already received 7.8 inches as of December 18th.

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 6 points 3 months ago

Found another one.

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What's going on here?

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

She looks delicious.

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Do they give a +3 to strength?

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 6 points 3 months ago

The day had arrived where my name fell in with the other Tribes for Sewer Inspector. My excitement overflowed as my time was nearly at hand, the job I had dreamed about was a dice roll away! The dice were dropped and the world went silent as a name was selected....

The name chosen that day was not mine. It went to a man from Cloaca, John Septix Crapopolous.... Shit.

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Something tells me he was not the captain. But I'll wait for all the facts to come out before I rush to judgement.

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If that's the stairway to heaven, can I request to be shown the stairs leading down?

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 4 months ago

The probability that a monkey would throw its shit against the wall and have it look exactly like Shakespeare is, on the other hand, extremely likely in our lifetime.

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