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[–] hihi24522@lemm.ee 49 points 5 months ago (3 children)

At what point does a set of stairs become a wall? How thin can steps be before they are no longer considered steps?

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't know but I think it's fair to say if it becomes necessary to ask those questions then you went too far.

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Missed opportunity to say "you went a step too far" ;)

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Oof I sure did

[–] MagnyusG@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I would assume when you can no longer stand on them.

[–] hihi24522@lemm.ee 98 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] breckenedge@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

I know it’s stupid, but it’s posts like this that make me really wish that the fediverse had gold badges to award

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[–] embed_me@programming.dev 2 points 4 months ago

I love this comic. Typical JoJo scenario

[–] Live_your_lives@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

The steps don't have to be thin, you could make them jut out. But still, at some point it's effectively a ladder. That's probably the point where it's easier to start using your hands too.

[–] Winged_Hussar@lemmy.world 37 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Wtf, why didn't you tell me you were coming over?

(Thankfully not nearly as steep)

[–] ace_garp@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

When does a stairs become a ladder?

[–] debil@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

When the steps transform into rungs.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Everyone worrying about getting up. I'd be more concerned about the way down on these.

[–] Sarmyth@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

My exact thought. I could get up on the balls of my feet, but my ass is falling down those stairs, for sure, on the way down.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think the trick is to not think of them so much as difficult stairs but as an easier rock climb.

[–] ace_garp@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Indeed.

Took me a while to consider if this was an art piece. They were functional and used by many people, IIRC.

[–] wrekone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Steep stairs are one thing, but putting carpet on them is just asking to slip.

[–] RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, shoulda done Teflon.

[–] wrekone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

And install some sprinklers.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

"Time for bed! Who's gonna belay me?"

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

I'll sleep at base camp tonight and try for the summit in the morning.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Lol if you can afford to buy a house with an upstairs, you can afford an autobelay

[–] riskable@programming.dev 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Where I come from we call these, "up only" stairs. Kind of like how Perl is a write-only language.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

I guarantee I can get down them. Very quickly.

[–] macroplastic@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago

House of Leaves vibes

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 5 months ago

My old house had some steep stairs that felt like this.

My wife broke her ankle on them, fun story.... Nope. That sucked.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Dutch stairs. Yes, they're like that.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 15 points 5 months ago

Yep can confirm this is standard issue in slightly older Dutch houses.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

At this point, just use a ladder. It'd be safer too.

That would also make space for a slide-down pole, which would be faster.

[–] DrPop@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

I have nightmares about this exact scenario.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Extreme inner city house attic stairs vibes. Anything goes with attic stairs!

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

You'll be thankful for anything more sloped than a ladder 😂

[–] Today@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I've been looking for attic stair options. Anything that easier to carry/slide boxes down than a ladder.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] tiramichu@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Depends.

Houses that were built before specific regulations came into force are almost always grandfathered into the old ones.

I myself live in a house built in 1900 which has steep stairs that would be illegal today, but it predates the regs and gets a pass.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Clearly this depends on Jurisdiction, but for example grandfathered in electrical outlets are fine but kitchens and bathrooms almost always need more expensive ground faulted receptacles according to the National Electric Code. When human health and safety is a clear immediate risk such as this then it usually has to be torn out.

In California they have CEBC based on the IEBC, which requires old buildings to meet their own separate building codes.

There's a lady who's sure.

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 5 months ago

Just give me a sec to put on my jump kit.

"Stairs" that ever Spiderman would reconsider...

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If that's the stairway to heaven, can I request to be shown the stairs leading down?

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I'm not sure of exactly how to access them. Check with the pedophile section at the prison. They can show you the way.

[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

One of the ladders aboard my carrier that led down to DC Central was a bit steeper than that. The first time most people saw it, they couldn’t believe how close to an ordinary vertical ladder it was.

To add to the chaos, the handrails on either side were way too far apart to use with both hands. And as if that wasn’t enough of nightmare, and a scuttle right above it that I had to pass through with my duty belt on. Carriers are death traps, and should qualify a sailor for HDIP.

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

Laddairs, it's French.

[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

you must go doon before you go ooot