I can't tell if the Onion gets their ideas from the stuff DeSantis does or if DeSantis gets his ideas from reading the Onion.
Cap
Straight to jail.
Watch as Musk seamlessly blends in with his surroundings. Predators are unable to distinguish his profile from the white yacht with black trim.
And for the love of God, fellas, keep your receipts!
The legend of Colonel Sanders.
It's Australia - better make sure they aren't lethally poisonous!
So "A" evolved from cattle. Must of been from the Angus breed.
Hey guys...I don't think that picture's to scale...
From the looks of the picture, Joost has no idea why he's disqualified.
/shrug
I have nothing to contribute to this conversation. Just wanted to say that was a horribly written article.
Giant ape grabs girl, girl screams at ape, ape climbs Empire State Building, biplanes shoot at ape, ape puts down girl, ape falls to his death, girl cries over dead ape. I've seen it a thousand times, Smitty, and it doesn't get any easier.
The infamous Lumberjack Russell Terrier.