CaptainPatent

joined 2 years ago
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Speaker Mike Johnson Condemned by Far-Right for Comments on His Black Son and George Floyd: ‘Undercover Democrat?’ in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

1 Mooch?!

I bet he barely lasts a Welk!

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I was out fishing one day and couldn't understand why a boat I saw just kept getting bigger and bigger... (kbin.social)
 

Then it hit me.

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Remember: The early bird gets the worm... (kbin.social)
 

Personally I prefer to sleep in until there's waffles.

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People are always astounded to learn I have a police record... (kbin.social)
 

But I love their greatest hits.

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After having it stuck in my head for days, my wife finally shouted "for the love of God will you stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis?!?..." (kbin.social)
 

I said Maybe!

404 - Rule not found in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

"Then you will see it is not the paperclip that bends...

It is only yourself."

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Why are jokes about elevators always so good? (kbin.social)
 

They work on so many levels.