Cruxifux

Yeah exactly.

Seriously. Americans are all up about their fucking gun rights to prevent government tyranny and look at what’s happening.

Agreed

Yeah fuck off with your exhaustion, your country is threatening to invade my country. Do something about it. Because your lack of doing anything is exhausting me.

That’s exactly what will happen. Waiting for violent conservatives to do the right thing is such a stupid plan.

Yeah I mean there’s lots of people who are still just chronically stupid.

So what are you going to do about it? Because up here right now I personally am having to do shit like teach my parents and wife how to shoot guns, having to hoard canned goods and encourage others to do the same, having to comfort my elderly grandmother who is scared as shit about this and letting her know I have plans to protect her in the event of an American invasion. Because of your country. And I’m really fucking angry about it.

I have a buddy who’s in a metal band named Vlad, and his stage name is Vlad the Inhaler, which makes me laugh every time.

Seriously. One of the most conservative old guys at my running club yesterday said, and I quote, “someone needs to kill Donald Trump and Elon Musk.” And I live in Alberta.

We are absolutely done with the US’s bullshit up here guys. Fucking do something. If one more of you cowards tries to tell me you’re going to vote harder in the primaries or some other stupid limp dick excuse, I swear to god man. Our lives and sovereignty are being threatened here. For the love of god do something actually useful for once in your lives.

SHOCKER

I swear to god I will be saying I told you so’s all the way to hell

And you will have to listen to me say it there as well for all eternity.

Like seriously. Who sees that and thinks that’s a normal family?

Honestly they lost me at “Gavin”