FanciestPants

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 24 minutes ago

Twist: the judge used AI to write his sentencing statement. It's chat bots all the way down.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Im trying in my head to make that response of "he had tattoos on his body" less stupid than it is, but cannot come up with a scenario where someone would get tattoos anywhere else.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Be engineer, draw pictures with numbers next to it that mean that your picture is important. Give picture to someone who agrees that your picture is important and presses on your picture with a stamp. Then give your picture to people that don't work at desks to make a thing that looks like your important picture.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I get the sentiment, but worry that this is punishing people that don't have anything to do with the atrocities being committed by the US regime. Some of those 500 US citizens may be seeking asylum, like some of the rest of us are considering.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

I figured it was so that when it's discovered that they've been boning other dudes (or kids unfortunately) they can blame TSA scanners or some other shit. Surely it can't just be that they're monstrous assholes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh no, I didn't mean for my pickpocketing scams with hostile service and aggressive touts to mean that I didn't want to be friends 😢. For sure the US though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

One month before midterms?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I don't know why these are asked in the past tense like I don't still do these things.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why make an allowance for property managers? Seems like they see a group of people being exploited, and want to find a way to take a cut of that exploitation.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The federal government, as the post suggests? The federal government in the US is doing plenty of law breaking right now, but not in the interest of the unhoused. If this was in their interest though (which given the private holdings of executive, i would doubt), then yes, they could probably accomplish this in one month.

 

A guy walks up to a street vendor and asks, “What’s on the menu?”

The vedor responds, “We have grilled eel on a stick, and we also have beef offal.”

The guy, trying to be clever, asks, “so, got any grapes?”

“Come on bro”, the vendor responds unimpressed. “Beef or eel.”

 

Sorting through my saved photos folder, I found this oldie. Not my OC, but it seemed like something this community would appreciate.

 

First attempt at a post, I figured it should be inappropriate.

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