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I don't know why, but it seems weird to call it topping when it's hetero. It's like cultural appropriation or something.

You need to top and bottom at least once for a valid opinion.

Our brains are quite adaptive though, maybe at first it would be like a pigeon playing QWOP, but after some time I think we'd figure it out.

It's shitpost, not Schittpost!

Fly low, the terrain confuses the targeting systems.

The definition of precariat.

So that his name will be written next to it forever.

Why do you think phones aren't listening? All of my anecdotal evidence leads me to believe that they absolutely will, depending on the apps installed.

I've been using LineageOS and GrapheneOS for maybe 8 years or so, and never have any social media / google apps installed, as well as ad / tracker blocking.

My friends, family, co-workers etc. are often served ads for very specific things immediately after we were talking about them. Toys, tools, kitchen equipment, even flights to countries or cities that were being discussed. All far too specific to be coincidence.

So while the phone itself may not be listening, apps can, depending on permissions etc.

Almost carton.

... Same sex active shooter drills?

Can't have wildfires if nothing grows!

But they are le tired...