this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

I'm pretty sure it's "aboition"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Boybortion, now recognized by Wiktionary the free dictionary

[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago

Right wingers fucking wish they could shitpost this hard.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago

Step 1: Go get a pack cigarettes or any milk size Step 2: never return

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

Guys, 4chan was leaked and found to have dozens of government emails. It is a government honeypot. Why are you going there?

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You may have seen positive greentexts in the past. They’re an anomaly. This is the norm.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, the norm is greentexts that aren't even green

[–] [email protected] 15 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

he needs the comedy chevrons to know when to laugh

ISHYGDDT

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago

Fake : Anon had sex
Gay : obv

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Is it a sign of getting old if I don't get half the idioms he is using?

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's just talking about getting his boyfriend pregante

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

pomegrante.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Oookay, I think at this point I can feel the aneurysm building up in my brain...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

Have you never seen the video?

https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

shameless plug for ~~askluigi~~ [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Reddit be like

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

*paraglided

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago

They're talking about how babby is formed

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

boiwife = boy wife

fagpregnant = gay pregnant

boibortion = boy abortion

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Is that code for getting an STD or just some sort of silly roleplay?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

Haha thanks i thought bio as in biological as in human, not a sex doll.

Makes much more sense now ;) /s

[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago

Ah ok! I initially read that as Biowife, so I assumed there was a real pregnancy scare. And you know, Biowife as opposed to digital waifu or whatever.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's a greentext, I'd take it as a healthy sign you dont know "the boi- prefix" xD.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

There was a time when it was ok to be unwelcoming towards stupidity. They weren’t better times, but they were delusional in a different way.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

They... They definitely were better times. Unapologetic idiocy is why the world is how it is right now

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

It's still okay in certain cess pools on the internet.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 23 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Can anyone translate to more common terms?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

he came inside a femboy and now he needs an abortion

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

At least anon was cordial enough to respect OP's time?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just get a boi-ning after pill

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago

the boning after pill is what started all this!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's going on with the image

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

That's not 4chan. Somebody edited the screenshot

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Are you referring to the scribbly line crossing out the image?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

presumably to censor the femboy porn

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

Right, but the answer is "somebody drew over it".