Explaining a joke is a lot like dissecting a frog.
Garper
joined 2 years ago
Maybe if they were vac-sealed, on ice... But I guess that's not my kink.
Once you've come up with a name like that it almost feels irresponsible not to start drilling holes in tires. You've found your calling.
The problem with neoprene is that it'll absorb dust, skin cells etc and you'll see a color change really fast. you want to wash a mouse pad every now and then and if its glued into your desk you wont be able to do that. Water will seep through into the wood below if you try and give it any kind of decent wash too.