GeeDubHayduke

joined 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 minutes ago

It's foot powder. Not for athletes foot, or anything like that. It's just powder that smells like feet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 minutes ago

Burn every company. Copy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

"They only paid me to say it once..."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

Will he Ket o' won't he?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

A) Dig the name.

B) "The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

"What's that noise? Where did all these chickens come from..?!?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 22 hours ago

Eye/hand coordination. Pattern recognition. Problem solving. Task prioritization. Cost/benefit analysis. Inventory management. I could probably think of others if i put effort into it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Aww, ain't you just the cutest!

Keep screaming lil guy, it's working!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago

The sign says "No shoes, no shirt, no service."

You guys gotta wear these. Hands out flip flops. There, all good now.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 22 hours ago

I'd wager that if you want to improve your relations with your neighbors, perhaps setting their tool sheds on fire and killing their pets over and over and over and over and over and over while screaming the whole time "I'M DEFENDING MYSELF" isn't the best course. But hey, I'm not a diplomat.

 

What did you expect, condams?

 

Can't remember which was first, this one or the Start Wars ep. Either way, this stuff is old enough to drive now.

 

This is like, Internet royalty, or some junk.

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