GeeDubHayduke

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John Leguizamo with first entry for an actual good plan from an elite. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

"And in entertainment news tonight, actor and comedian John Leguizamo was found dead in a hotel room earlier today. Cause of death was determined to not be the severe beating he'd received, nor the two bullets in his skull. Instead, it has been determined to be a drug overdose. CSAM was also recovered from the scene."

Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remaster Download Size Leaks and It's Massive in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

It's Bethesda? So, they're going backwards thru their log now, huh? At this rate, can we expect an unoptimized rehash of Morrowind in 2037?

If You Were Wondering Why Protest Coverage Seems Fairly Muted, NPR's Public Editor Confirms This is Intentional in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Did 50501 send Katy Perry to space? Checkmate.

Biden should have fucking went hog wild and before novemeber the powers of the president would have been completely neutered. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

"Don't call me 'Christy,' I'm not one of your strippers."

"...you could be..."

ETA: you basically just said Avasarala twice.

oh yeeeeeee in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

"My son is also named Bort."

Nazi military incompetence is all that saved them from canned sunshine in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

"General Fusion..! You are a bold one!"

Nazi military incompetence is all that saved them from canned sunshine in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Nicodemus: "Kinda. A little. Yeah."

Ribs! in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

"You are very cute, but, unfortunately, you're made of meat..."

Apparently, due process is unrelated to an illegal deportation without due process case. in c/[email protected]

What 3 words best describe yourself? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago

Carbon based lifeform

Who should americans be more concerned about: MS-13 or Russia? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Ah yes. You must be the common clay of the new west.

Who should americans be more concerned about: MS-13 or Russia? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago

I don't see a MS-13 hand shoved firmly up Trump's ass, so....