Glitterbomb

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago

I recommend an intermediary like Rm Brown on youtube. Watching him let's me keep tabs on the latest stupid going ons without needing to steep myself in it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Bill gates is always spending his money eradicating diseases. Maybe he can eradicate this musk disease too

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Hey now, he eventually back pedaled and successfully redirected the hurricane by using just a sharpie.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

I have a similar short fuse for microwaves but for the +30 seconds button. If the microwave doesn't have this it should get tossed in the nearest dumpster. The +30 seconds button is the pinnacle of human achievement.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 days ago (4 children)

It's an extra special touch with half of them labeled drug dealer when skooma is part of their religion. It's prohibition targeting a religious and racial minority.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Or if you link up with your mom's PhD boyfriend, you have a choice between a lizard someone set on fire, a different lizard with a fungal infection, or a regular ass turtle.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

My boy is fixated on a paint chip high up on the wall at least once a week. He thinks its a fly. I have to pick him up and let him inspect it every time or he starts jumping

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Instead of dropping bombs they should be dropping fully loaded small arms by the dozens. It'd be a much greater security nightmare, any random person might have a gun. Most would be recovered so security forces would know what's happening, everyone has to be patted down. It'd be hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Sounds like he wants to renovate his retirement home.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

These billionaires are going to die so fast

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

They'd have my business forever

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