HellieSkellie

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago

That's weird as fuck, guy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

GitHub can talk to me when they let me self host and have better ci/cd

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I mean the military doesn't train you on how to cheat a polygraph, but it's also not really necessary. The polygraph is security theater and people slip by it all the time in the intelligence community without trying.

There are unclassified quarterly audits on how effective the polygraph is at catching criminals on DOD security clearance polys. The funniest audit I saw was a guy who was smuggling drugs to Texas from Mexico since the '80s, passed a dozen polygraphs during his time doing that, and then admitted to drug running during his polygraph like 35 years later because he felt like it before retiring.

There was an old beardy white fuck who was a polygraph examiner at my job. He swore the polygraph wasn't security theater and that it could tell when people were lying. I'd always ask him about the quarterly audits showing people "beating" the machine for years and get into fights with him. That dude also said his job was like "welfare for white people".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

You would pour a drink through the hole in the top of the pot to fill the top chamber, and you would pour a different drink into the bottom of the spout to fill the bottom chamber

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

It's Cherdleys, he's been making videos like this for at least a decade

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Predate? You mean prey?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

How do I overcome the trackpad and screen? Well I use VIM and I use VIM

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The "ANDREW CUOMO: FAILURE" at the bottom of the government site is some random shade, but I enjoy that at least. Fuck Andrew Cuomo

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ok I use my wired headphones

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Is it normal for presidential medical records to be released to the public? I've never heard of this before

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Damn this might be the fakest reason I've ever heard to not support GIMP

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