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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (5 children)

I am confused

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

If I'm free to discuss what ever language quirk I'd want to, then let's talk about German nouns. How did they end up with three genders (die, das and der) for their nouns? English has none, French has two just like Swedish mostly has two but the Germans ended up with five.

For any English speakers unfamiliar with the concept of noun gender it's basically a way of grouping nouns. It commonly effects how they word works with other grammar. For example the German genders determine whether die, das or der should be used when English has the and it does, in a more convoluted way involving other grammar to, determine whether ein, eine, einen or einem should be used where English has a/an

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not so sure. From a software perspective adding a kill switch is needlessly adding a potential vulnerability. Given that (as many others have said) the planes will need spare parts and software updates anyways I see it as quite unlikely that there would be an kill switch.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Hela det där mötet är helt sinnessjukt. Nu är det bara och vänta på hur Europareagerar, men förhoppningsvis inser våra ledare att samarbeten med USA kring Ukraina är en mycket svår väg att gå

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Yeap, I'm aware of the Denmark and Greenland situation but I was curious if Greenland had their own instance

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Is there a instance for Greenland or is it covered by the danish instance?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Yes, that's true

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Thanks! My German isn't that good. I've been studying it for four years but sometimes it feels like we're getting nowhere.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, that may be a better translation

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (8 children)

German is weird in more ways, namely word ordering

Sie dürfen nicht ein Feuerzeug mit ins Flugzeug nehmen

You're not allowed to a fire stuff with you in flight stuff bring

But all languages are weird. Here's some french for you

qu'est-ce que c'est?

I don't have the knowledge needed to translate this properly but it's something like "wh'is-at what that is" (its the way they say "what is that")

And Swedish, my native language

I eftermiddags åt jag jordgubbar. Nu ska jag äta middag.

This after middle day ate i soil old men. Now I'm going to eat middle day. (This afternoon I ate strawberrys. Now I'm going to eat dinner)

Given that Swedish is my native language I'd also like to inform you that the English word "smorgasbord" is completely ridiculous. It's literally just the Swedish word "smörgåsdsbord" but without å and ö, so it's pronounced completely wrong. The word smörgås is however also a bit weird, it literally means "butter goose". So your English word smorgasbord means "butter goose table". Also window means wind eye, it's the old Swedish word "vindöga"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I think I'm a human, but now you've made me unsure ):

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We have basic words for the numbers zero to three, so why not use them to count?

  • None (0)
  • Single (1)
  • pair (2)
  • Multiple (3+ but we'll use it as three)

So with those "digits" we can construct some numbers:

  1. Single
  2. pair
  3. Multiple
  4. Single nothing
  5. Single single
  6. Single pair
  7. Single multiple
  8. Pair of nothing
  9. Pair of singels
  10. Pair of pairs

And of course we can construct bigger numbers like:
42 = 4²×2+4¹×2+4⁰×2 = pair of pairs of pairs
128 = 4³×2 = pair of absolute complete nothinges For this last one I just use some adjectives to repeat the "nothing" as it looks really weird with multiple nothing in a row.

The distance between Stockholm and Gothenburg is a single multiple of none multiple multiples

Could I have a single multiple of bananas please?

 

I saw this on the street today and found it very funny

 
 
 
 
 
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And do believe that I, this random guy on the internet has a soul

I personally don't believe that I anyone else has a soul. From my standup I don't se any reason to believe that our consciousness and our so called "soul" would be any more then something our brain is making up.

 

Like just commenting a friendly joke, a compliment or something like that

 
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