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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
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Like just commenting a friendly joke, a compliment or something like that

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[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ah the irony of the fedi feed sometimes...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I want to know what angered the garden gnome

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

God I love Cyanide and Happiness.

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

yesterday, i hit myself in the forehead with a car door almost knocking myself out, generating serious pain and a giant goose-egg hematoma.

its funnier today

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

I gave myself myself a concussion almost the same way, except my clumsy ass was getting into my car and I slammed the side of my head on the roof of my car, everything went black, and then the door that I had already started to swing shut came and slammed into the other side of my head, knocking me back to my senses. I had a dent above my ear for a year lol.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i stepped on a rake at work, a few minutes later i stepped on the same rake. thankfully only hit me in the chest both times

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

maybe the only really bad thing is that nobody got it on video?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

agreed. probably hilarious from the correct angle

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A pirate walks into the bar with a ship's steering wheel attached to the belt.

The bar tender asks, "What's up with the wheel?"

The pirate responds, "ARR, IT'S DRIVIN ME NUTS!"

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

Any of you guys remember the wholesome Vernon or good dog meme?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I agree, you wonderful sunshine!

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not just lemmy, everywhere. We should all approach strangers as if we're already friends.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

The best people are on Lemmy. Everyone is saying so!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope you have a great day today.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Thank you, have a nice day (·:

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You look ,gret today! Enjoy the rest of your weekend, take care

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

thank you (-:

However that doesn't really make sense on the internet

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Maybe they can see you 👀

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I think it's really cool that you think we need more random kindness. I agree ^^

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Welcome to Lemmy, I love you

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I love this idea! Thanks for posting and hope you’re having a good weekend!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And I like you, friendly person on the internet

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My daughter told me she was getting paper from the other room to draw on, and as she ran off I replied "Sounds ink-credible!"

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Hjalmar is right. Good for them. Being randomly friendly is fucking decent.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This is not a shower thought. It's just a thought.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Hell yes we should. It’s good for the communities and it’s even better for ourselves.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope this becomes lemmys one outet for kind behavior.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That is a great idea 👍. Thank you for making Lemmy an even more positive place. I

'm still not sure what a language comment is.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

How very sweet of you to say

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

But what about all those lovely 7+ paragraph diatribes we get instead? Lol

But yes, it can really sour my day just to have someone comment something halfway mean-- more positivity would be nice.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Great idea, so simple yet you're the only one who actually thought of this. You rock!

  • 2 months later *

Lemmy gave me cavities

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Thanks for being here with me, Achiever.

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