HotDogFingies

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (10 children)

But, like, what happened?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

When I was a kid, my grandmother worked at one of the Catholic churches where the priest had been accused of sexually abusing children. I had been to this church, shaken this man's hand.

During this time, my grandma appeared on the news, wildly pleading, "He's a good man! He did nothing wrong!" I remember my father's crazed laughter as he manically searched for a VHS tape to record the scene.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I get regular cravings for papaya. I am a masochist.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Not if they can convince people that his conviction is some kind of liberal plot to silence him.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's a good one. Ass clown is also good.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Experience the luxury of JERBCHEST

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My dumbass Republican father wants to do away with USPS entirely and rely solely on existing private businesses, such as FedEx or UPS.

He lives in Tucson, AZ. So, not exactly country. But he's fucking stupid.

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