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Here kitty kitty in c/[email protected]
TIL that A lightning bolt is five times hotter than the surface of the Sun. The charge carried by a bolt of lightning is so intense that it has a temperature of 30,000°C (54,000°F). in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

with a fucking strike

https://xkcd.com/90/

WeBuyAnyCar in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

ʔ

WeBuyAnyCar in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Or pay out in Monopoly money

Any tech wizards available know how to boot a F-35 into Safe Mode? Speedy replies appreciated in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Better install DCS and map the controls to the ones in the cockpit

TIL that in 2015, a Louisiana man was arrested for drunkenly riding a horse on a highway. When detained, he said, "The horse knows the way home" and the sheriff concluded it did not constitute DUI. in c/[email protected]
Breaking News in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Why not oil tankers?

Breaking News in c/[email protected]
The scientific method in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Let's say intact, whole, but otherwise clean fingernails then.

The crossover I didn't know I needed in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

We've already established he has a stapler.

The crossover I didn't know I needed in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I love that in this universe, the Dark Lord is canonically named Bob.

CrowdStrike effectively bricked windows, Mac and Linux today. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 118 points 8 months ago (8 children)

Fear not, that's why we deploy extra security software to these critical systems. It's called Crowdsource or something.

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everybody migrating from reddit now (feddit.de)
 

Did you notice that on Lemmy you're not able to use any alternative apps either?

... I'll see myself out now.

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