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A photo of Robert Oppenheimer with a fade haircut and ear piercings photoshopped on, along an edited quote: "Now I am bussin, the hardest ong." Below the quote is a historical-style caption that reads "J. Robert Oppenheimer, father of Drip."
Every damn time. IMO, it's not really free if it requires a payment method; free trials should automatically end when the time is up instead of making you the one responsible for canceling to avoid being charged.
What kind of psycho gets a knuckle tat on the inside of their knuckles?
You know if you block something you aren't interested in you don't even have to scroll past it, right?
Alt-text descriptions should clearly convey both the content and the meaning of the image, and should aim to use as few words as needed. Describe what's essential to understanding (and enjoying!) the intent of the posted photo — you don't need to add in a sentence for every visual element, but should include as much as you need to create an accurate portrayal of the image. Cut out unnecessary words and combine separate sentences as much as possible. One to two sentences is usually more than enough room to describe what's going on.
As mentioned before, these photos convey information to the people scrolling your page, even if you are just posting them to brighten up your feed. They have a purpose, and for that reason, alt text should focus more on the image's meaning than its aesthetics. This means you're not focused only on what the object in the photo looks like, but what it is and why it was posted.
I was hoping to see a format that people can easily follow and just fill in the blanks, but I suppose this is the gist of it: Describe the main purpose of the photo succinctly rather than each and every individual thing you can see.
"Am I a joke to you?" 
Blasting music/videos on their shitty phone speaker in public. If you really don't have headphones, at least turn it down or hold the speaker closer to your ear so you're not just annoying everyone in a 10-meter radius.
There's a pillar directly in front of the oven too. I guess the tenant can just forget about cooking anything bigger than a pizza bagel.
Ravaging to the constitution, indeed. I've already fainted thrice just since reading the headline!
Nice trick with the bell pepper, I may have to copy that
Nowadays I just use the library whenever I need to print something. Most charge like 10 cents per page but some will let you print for free.
Late-morning tea break
Not 100% sure, but I think it might be an Evening Grosbeak. Photo taken in Oregon.
Not pictured: the side salad which was consumed first
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Left Panel: A sidekick is running alongside his hero, whom we only see from the chest down, and eagerly asks "But Chocolate-From-Every-Orifice-Man, do you think we'll get there in time?"
Right panel: A close-up shot of Chocolate-From-Every-Orifice-Man shows chocolate leaking from his mouth, nose, eyes, and ears. In labored guttural noises that only vaguely resemble words, he blurts out "GLUP GLURP BLRBL SPLUGR."
I recommend you check out TheFreePizzaDude on Imgur. There is a limit to how often you can receive donations (like once every other month), but they will help with getting you a pizza or even some regular groceries if you ask.