KeyserSoze61

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 years ago (17 children)

Seems like a good trade off. 2 years in prison < 18 years in prison. Anyway, fuck Nebraska.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Yup, those that say that we are the best country in the world typically have not left the US for more than a week at a time. It also fuels their xenophobia and the thought that resourceful immigrants that are taking the initiative to seek out a better life are somehow less than human.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago (8 children)

I don’t even value me, no corporation gives a crap. They want you and your recurrent income.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

God only helps those who grift, er, help themselves.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

I took out my flip phone camera and took a picture of the screen. How do I text it to Facebook?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

He clearly just wants some Kenny Rogers Roasted Chicken.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago (4 children)

In my day, I used to sweep for mines when I was bored. It was difficult, and I would often have to guess when I saw large numbers. Anyway, if I got stuck, i would just start playing Solitaire!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Cool, could you pick me up some fentanyl laced meth? I’m plumb out.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Fibonacci strikes again!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Imagine reading this in the 80s - we would have thought that Back to the Future was prophetic.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

“I bought you flours.”

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Might I offer you an “And so it goes…” in these trying times?

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