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[–] [email protected] 69 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Congrats on getting a father capable of rational thought, better late than never.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

"This is not you, this is god, you are the new messiah like my son Jesus before you. It is up to you to right all that's gone wrong in my world. Many will come forward and say that they received this message but do not be fooled for that is Satan trying to defeat you."

Then I get popcorn and watch the whole world burn.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

Oooh okay, neighbor is in on the plan. That is a good plan!

My husband always says he will "get guns" and I'm always like, how are you gonna get the guns away from the people that already have them? You're not going to be the first to get to a gun store and you're not going to beat up the guys who have guns.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

How are you going to get the Tanks away from the neighbor? They can fight you off... They have tanks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

This. I am prepping for such a worse outcome than where we are at right now.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I don't blame them; the rest of the world should do the same. Don't come here, it's not safe for you.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 19 hours ago

They only care about wasteful spending when it comes to things like feeding poor children and giving people the medications they need to survive. Throwing millions down the drain so 32 people can suffer is A-Ok to MAGA, it's what they voted for.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

"I would just die" has always been my plan too.

[–] [email protected] 149 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Thats what happens when you force employees to do stupid shit like this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And now the universe is balanced again.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

As a person who has been suicidal, I respect this opinion, but as a person who lost multiple family members to suicide, I wish someone had stopped them. The fact that nobody did is what keeps me around though, resentfully, because I don't think my mom could handle it again. It's a complicated feeling.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Aye, thats something to be proud of because I have definitely left the house with my pants on backwards before LOL

 

For the sake of the plot, choose whichever zombie type fits your plans the best.

 

What have you done recently that makes you stand back and proudly say, "I did that shit"?

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Mine isn't really a "Meal", I used to put margarine spread on white bread and sprinkle a tiny bit of cinnamon and sugar on it as a sweet treat growing up.

 

Please feel free to humble brag (or just brag)

 

You'll mentally bond with whichever one you pick so they won't kill you and you'll be able to train them.

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I just got my first fishing license yesterday and I'm excited to learn about it. Is it just as easy as bait the hook and cast it then wait for a bite?

 

Mine is lilacs, because there was a lilac bush at the bus stop that I used to wait at with my mom when I was a kid, it was my school bus stop and the public bus stop so we spent a lot of time on that corner and now when I smell lilacs I just immediately feel like a kid again.

 

I normally start with hot sauce, butter, and mustard in mine.

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Aliens have come and kidnapped the first human they came across, unfortunately, that was you. They take you to a new planet almost identical to our current Earth, but without anything man-made.

The aliens say you can have 1 million real humans to start "New Earth" and you can put them anywhere and teach them anything you want. You'll have 1,000 years to make a good New Earth and if the Aliens like it, you'll get to keep it, if not they will blow it up and try again with someone else. You will have access to old Earths internet so you will have the choice on what technologies you introduce and when. You live in the ship, but you can choose to pop in and out of New Earth as you please. You will not be burdened with all 1 million humans at once. You can choose to add a small number of them at a time until you get the proper resources established.

Edit: The humans can reproduce, and will unless you implement some form of birth control to prevent them from doing so. Also the first 1 million humans will start with the basic knowledge of how to human and you can pick personality traits for them, like you would a Sim, but the babies they make are blank slates.

You don't have to try and make it a good society, you can choose to watch the world burn for 1,000 years. Up to you.

 

Its the 14th century and you've had no time to prepare, after you're done reading this post you are snapped. What do you do?

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