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For the sake of the plot, choose whichever zombie type fits your plans the best.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (7 children)

My friends have had plans for this situation since highschool. We meet at our buddies house in the woods. We commandeer one of his neighbors tanks (his neighbor has one of the largest private collection of tanks). We take said tank (which can run off pretty much any liquid that burns) and drive it to SF where we then forcibly take control of a ferry and drive ourselves and the tank with enough supplies to sustain ourselves for at least a month on Alcatraz.

We figure by the end of the month most zombies will have decayed beyond mobility and should any other humans attempt to join us that we don't want on the island with us.... Well we have a tank.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How are you going to get the Tanks away from the neighbor? They can fight you off... They have tanks.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh he liked all of us. We used to help him set up his 4th of July demonstration for the neighborhood every year where he would fire a tank shell into the mountainside along with some fire works . We talked to him about our plan on more than one occasion.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago

Oooh okay, neighbor is in on the plan. That is a good plan!

My husband always says he will "get guns" and I'm always like, how are you gonna get the guns away from the people that already have them? You're not going to be the first to get to a gun store and you're not going to beat up the guys who have guns.

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