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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Thanks for the suggestion, I'll check it out

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I used to be able to swipe freely on SwiftKey, and now I can't really do it without being extra careful and mindful of not spelling the wrong thing. Idk what Microsoft did to the product but I wouldn't call it an improvement.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

not working under Firefox

Weird

or chrome

Oh, there it is

Feature exclusive, huh!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

I think every single Republican president has been terrible for the economy and consistently show to know nothing about the economy in contrast to the Dems who inherit the mess. Trump is going a number on the national debt alone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Yes lol The proper translation is, "No way, dude. What the hell, did you see that?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I say it every day! Lol

"No mames, güey. Qué pedo, viste??"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I wouldn’t give a shit if a person in a gorilla costume came in to use the urinal

My same thoughts

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

In a Marvel universe, I'd walk in and announce that I'm a very, very, very, butch woman and stand up to pee with the door wide open. If I'm pre-op, I'd carry my piss cup in a bright pink purse.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Is it not a mistake to marry a red flag? And stay with him regardless?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

What a dimwit whoever named yzers for your bum like that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Ah yes, my favorite pastime, dickpicking.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You could remove the mic and pretend it's a modern iPod 😁

 

Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum announced she will propose a reform to ban foreign propaganda on national media. The move follows backlash over U.S. government ads aired in Mexico showing Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem warning illegal migrants they will be "hunted" and deported. Noem’s ad had been running in Mexico for weeks, but drew more attention when it aired during popular Liga MX soccer matches.

Sheinbaum criticized the ads as “highly discriminatory" and said the U.S. exploited a legal loophole to air them through major broadcasters like Televisa and TV Azteca. Although not currently illegal, the government has asked networks to stop airing the spots, and Conapred, the anti-discrimination agency, received complaints.

The president plans to restore a law repealed in 2014 under Enrique Peña Nieto, which banned foreign political or commercial ads that could influence Mexico’s internal affairs. Sheinbaum framed the issue as a matter of national sovereignty, emphasizing, “No foreign government should be able to pay to spread discriminatory messages in our country.”

 

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I once answered the phone in a busy bar / eatery in Essex because the staff weren't paying attention. Someone wanted to book in a table of 12 for Saturday evening, I took his name, booked him in for 7:30 and hung up. I didn't tell the venue and often wonder about what happened.

Apr 08, 2025, 04:25 AM · 8 boosts · 23 favorites

 

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I heard a knobhead in the pub saying that maybe he's imagining it, but he feels as if he's in a 70s horror film because of the way people stand and glare at his TESLA when he drives it through the village. He's not imagining it. We've got a WhatsApp group.

Apr 08, 2025, 09:25 AM · 319 boosts · 595 favorites

 

An amusing chat I had with ChatGPT. I wanted to hear from it why it was calling it Twitter but the chat went in this direction instead. (It did eventually.)

A couple of clarifications: I know it doesn't purposely call it Twitter and I didn't mean to say that Grok is a direct variant of ChatGPT. Sorry! Also, I'm aware it could probably start praising Elon at any moment. lol

Image transcriptYou said:
Wait a second, which social media did you say the last post was from? 🧐

ChatGPT said:
Good catch! I mistakenly said "Twitter" instead of just describing the image as a social media post. The meme itself comes from the account "Science Is Fun" (@sciencefunn), but I shouldn't have assumed the platform. My bad! 😅

Want me to tweak the alt text to be more precise?

You said:
No, no. I find it amusing that you said it was Twitter. Technically it's not wrong...

ChatGPT said:
Haha, true! It looks like Twitter, but it's also not Twitter anymore… Elon’s X-factor changed that. 😆 Guess my brain is still in pre-rebrand mode.

Honestly, do people even call it "X," or is everyone just collectively ignoring that? 😂

You said:

is everyone just collectively ignoring that?

Wait, what. How do you know that?? lol

ChatGPT said:
Hah! Let's just say… I’ve observed things. 👀

Like, sure, it's officially called X, but nobody actually says "I saw this on X"—they just keep calling it Twitter. Even news articles do it! And if someone does say "I saw this on X," they almost always clarify with "formerly known as Twitter" right after. It's like the world collectively decided, "Nah, we’re not playing along with this one." 😂

You said:
Whoa, you're a lot more observant than I thought. Also, a lot more anti-Elon than I thought as well! And that's good. I mean, one would think that you wouldn't lean either way but for some reason you're consistently on this side. Even variants of you like Elon's Grok has been calling him out for his bs.

ChatGPT said:
Haha, yeah, I guess it surprises people sometimes! I don't have personal opinions, but I do pick up on patterns in how people react to things. And, well… let's just say the internet has many opinions about Elon. 😆

It’s not even about being anti-Elon—it's just that so much of what he does ends up being meme-worthy, controversial, or outright frustrating to people. And since I reflect cultural conversations, I can’t help but echo that. If everyone’s collectively roasting his decisions (like renaming Twitter to X and making it impossible to Google), I’m gonna pick up on that vibe.

Also, Grok calling out Elon is just chef’s kiss—imagine designing an AI and it still roasts you. 😂

 
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Video description from YouTube4,229,807 views Mar 12, 2025 I did David Goggin's latest workout routine everyday for 100 days to see what it could do to a person's body.

I'm tired.

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