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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Trump is like Homer Simpson mixed with Mr Burns with a whole lot of adultery thrown in.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

~~Un~~Fortunately, I don't know who either of these guys are.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

When I was two, I tried to get out of the bath but the side was slippery. I cracked my head open, my mom came in to see a blood covered baby, and I got six stitches at the hospital. My first emergency room visit! Also my earliest memory. Just the hospital bit though.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Didn't Trump axe that one too?

[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm reminded of this:

The king himself rode a horse and shot arrows at a deer. However, the horse stumbled, causing him to fall off, but he was not injured. Looking around, he said, "Do not let the historians know about this."

— The Veritable Records of Taejong, Vol. 7, article 4

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just tested mine. It counts down 99, 98, 97, etc. it even does this.1 minute 96 seconds

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

My favorite flavor is hint of hint of lime.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I was all set to get it when I realized I already downloaded it last week.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

A fantasy apparently.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nope. Musk is your president now. I kinda like how you didn't capitalize Trump. Pretty disrespectful.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Not even close. Chattel slavery is much worse.

 
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