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And after he beans back out:

Lord! It's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind!

#8: the real me

#9: the daily performance

Throughout several episodes in the first two seasons of Enterprise, the Suliban draw Captain Archer into the Temporal Cold War. That sounds cool, but the execution of the Suilban falls flat, starting with their design. They look like they’re covered in cheap green foam, giving them an unsettling texture that reads cheaper than even the aliens of the original series.

Look how they massacred my boy

At least the Suliban villain, Silik, was pretty cool. Sometimes an enemy, sometimes a friend, always throwing shade 👌

I am mildly annoyed when an action scene essentially pauses so the heroes can have a small dialog scene.

I always find myself wondering: isn’t that bad guy, hull breach, detonation timer etc still there?

When Monday-me tries to remember what Friday-me did

I came here for the post about fog, but stayed for bikepower rabbit hole 👌

This looks like one you can make from an old washer and an old bike: https://permies.com/t/90723/Pedal-powered-washing-machine

Finally! Someone with the courage to adapt the NES classic The Goonies II to the big screen. What a time to be alive!

I wish the best for those legally compelled by their HOA to maintain a colony of unwanted plants.

Maybe one day sanity will return to their regime and they'll be able to grow tomatoes and other peasantries like the rest of us.

The schadenfreude here is delicious, alas the perils of being such a vehemently player-hostile game publisher 😂

Another victory for the peoples court, hear hear

Imagine you could sell $39.99 shovelware to almost every single kid that watches Jimmy Neutron, because you're gonna drown that show in ads for it.

The child then grinds down the parents' resolve and the money is eventually spent.

I totally didn't witness this first hand when sculpting feces into nickelodeon-shaped games.

They had me for a hot second because I saw Into The Breach on the app store 🤩

But you can't even run the game without logging in to a Netflix account 🤮

I mean I had one, but fuck that noise I'm not cosigning on that bullshit 😤