Mediocre_Bard

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Probably put them where the people are standing around in the morning.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Don't? It won't be financially great for whoever has to deal with it, but it will cost you $0.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good. Hope someone kills him on his book tour. Fucking traitor.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Well, that's only fair. They get to be on in the Allies this time around. We (the US) are going to have to work with ... wait, Italy already dumped us. So, Japan? Can we bring back Imperial Japan for our side?

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago

He'll vote that way again, I guarantee it.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

That can be corrected pretty quick.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Wait ... can they still fuck? Or is it problematic now? How old is she? Are mental age and physical age the same thing in this scenario? Does she still have her memories?

Woody Allen really needs these questions answered guys.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I did a phone interview at 11 am and told them I needed a determination by 3 pm. They hired me at 1 pm. I don't know why I did that, and I don't know why it worked, but here I am.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Same, especially since the Black Ships had just arrived.

[–] [email protected] 113 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

That's how racism, sexism, and politics align.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Correct. It is 100% illegal to call for the sudden and violent death of Trump and Vance, even if you think that they are white trash traitors who would, in fact, be better off dead.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Well, yeah. He's a rapist. Epstein ran the Disneyworld equivalent of rape attractions. If you're good at football, you go to the Superbowl. If you're good at violence, you go to prison. Trump is good at rape. Of course Trump went to Rapeworld.

 

Every time I watch the news, I feel like we are living through the final act of Jojo Rabbit.

 

DM: "You exit the warehouse and make your way across the crowded market square. What measures do you take to avoid the suspicion of the guards?"

Paladin: "We walk like people who aren't covered in blood."

What did your group get up to last night?

 

This is about to be some real shit about a failing (failed?) marriage. Get out now if that is not for you.

My wife and I, both in our 40s, have been together for a long time, 20+ years. About 10 years ago our daughter was born and that was pretty good. I was stupid and had an affair during that first year because I was immature and, in retrospect, wasn't able to handle the shift in my wife's attention from me to my daughter.

We worked it out. We moved to a bigger house that is paid off. My mom died and left us all some money. Then my wife was diagnosed with MS about 4 years ago and things have been on the decline.

We haven't had sex in a year and neither of us again expects to. She has been depressed and I don't know how to help her. We recently, like yesterday, determined in a mutual discussion that we no longer had a romantic relationship, but that we had a good partnership for raising our daughter and generally handling life. While it was good to get an unspoken truth out there, it hurts. I think that we both feel lonely in the aching soul sort of way. Last night, when we went to bed, for first time that I can recall, she didn't say, "I love you," and neither did I. My Prozac is working overtime, and she shuts down when I suggest mental health support for her.

So, here's the question. What now?

 

I have been playing for about a month, and this game is amazing. There is so much content!

That's it.

This game is dope.

 

The guys that made Solasta are looking for some input. It's a short survey but could be helpful in shaping whatever comes next.

Hey there everyone!

I hope you've all had a good weekend - I know many of you are very likely still lost in the world of Forgotten Realms right now (at least I was), living your best life as~~ a horny bard~~ an honest adventurer.

We'll be closing our Future Game Survey at the end of the week, so if you want to give us your preferences on what our next game should have please make sure you don't miss it.

 

In the style of 2e dungeon poster map. a subterranean river has eroded away an entrance into a forgotten dungeon.

Different colored regions denote warring factions or changing dungeon themes.

When I ran this, I had the players fall into A 1 through a collapsing cave roof into a burrow of snakes, fight a dragon section B, encounter a colony of bat people (basically kobolds that fly) sections C, D, E, F, G, H, and then discover a small Myconid colony in section I. Section J, the river also presented random encounters, and serves as an alternate entrance and exit to this map.

 

Trolls have taken up residence in the caves surrounding this forgotten temple. Only when adventurers come to investigate the blocked river will they have a chance of finding something more.

 

Trolls have taken up residence in the caves surrounding this forgotten temple. Only when adventurers come to investigate the blocked river will they have a chance of finding something more.

 

~~I must be missing something, but I am trying to get a general news thread at the top of the community and do not see how to sticky it.~~

~~Thanks in advance!~~

Answered. Thanks!

 

Made this for [Weekly Community Prompt] #3: The Sunken City over at mapmaking.

 

Time has definitely taken its toll.

 

This single route to the center maze protects against spells such as passwall with walls filled with pressurized lava that damage cheaters and seal the wall behind it.

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