Meganium97

joined 2 years ago
[–] Meganium97@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Robert Downey Sr?

[–] Meganium97@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Robert Downey Jr. with his petbull

You don't need to think of something good to say, just throw something random out and roll. It makes the situation funnier imo

[–] Meganium97@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the female Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.

The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat.

Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Marknyaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.

And yet, at my local microcenter, I couldn't find a hard drive cheaper than an ssd of the same size.

Sega jebaited us with sonic only to make the hardest drop of the decade

[–] Meganium97@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 1 year ago

I'd like to note that the vote for "independent games" (i.e. games without a dedicated publisher) had only one actual independent game.

[–] Meganium97@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your trade-in doesn't count because you paid $60 to get essentially the same exact phone.

I'd like 100 on "Shit Takes"

[–] Meganium97@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

| Creates account with service provider

| Surprised when megically, service provider has password

I don't get it.

[–] Meganium97@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago

It's more like a gen 1.5, valve stated that hardware hasn't progressed far enough for a true gen 2 steam deck

The embodiment of a fool

 

A feathetless bipedal

 
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