Metostopholes

joined 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

"The story you are about to see is true. The names and species have been changed to protect the innocent."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 18 hours ago

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

The flag of Wales is obviously the-- wait FLYING MOOSE?!

[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 days ago (1 children)

War criminals can be awarded the Nobel peace prize.

e.g. Henry Kissinger.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

ICE stands for Intrusion Countermeasures Electronics.

Cyberpunk Shiba Inu

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Officers quizzed Mads about his visit, and his plans, before adopting a personal line of questioning. "They asked direct questions about drug smuggling, terrorist plans and right-wing extremism, completely without reason," he claimed.

He should have admitted to that last one. They would have let him right in.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Real life game of Honey Heist.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

The word paparazzi was originally used because it invoked a buzzing insect, and may have been derived from papataceo, meaning a large and bothersome mosquito. So in a way that's kind of true.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Snitoris. Er, Snitorises.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

I'm a weirdo, so Massive Chalice.

It has a strange high-concept premise where you are an immortal ruler defending against a monstrous army that only attacks every decade or so. Any surviving individual squad member will only be able to go on a handful of missions before aging out, so you are also managing familial bloodlines to birth new soldiers, while controlling for genetic and social traits that get passed down. I love the uniqueness and big ideas. It's far from perfect, but you asked for favorite not the best.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 4 weeks ago (8 children)

There is no other context, it's photoshopped.

 

Because seven was a registered six offender.

 

He's a good buoy.

 
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/23226555

Fuck, I forgot this year. Life comes at you fast and you just gotta keep taking the blows day by day.

view more: next ›