Mickey7

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

When he did that I thought it was going to immediately give the pope a full head of blond hair

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

yep. Jcloud - It's the special one that Jesus uses

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I still remember Archie Bunker saying, "of course god is white"

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Forgot to add that I was ready to order one because it was "realistic" but then when I realized it came with a scrotum I bought 2 of them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

You are correct about "pre-emptive obedience." Reddit's auto mod removes many more posts now automatically. If you go to the moderator queue it will show all "removed" posts and comments. It will tell you what rule/s were violated. Sometimes it even suggests that you ban the user from your group. You can over rule the "removal" but if you do you risk reddit just banning the whole group mods and all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

He was laughing because just before this picture was taken jesus was telling jokes. He bit down on his robe to stop laughing because jesus was now getting mad and it wasn't appropriate to laugh.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you realize that very few people understand your comment which is exactly correct. They think jesus if he existed looked like a white guy from Montana.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Now that is definite proof that jesus is sending you a special message. Please build a small altar in your apt or house and place this sacred potato chip on it. Whenever you are stressed you can ask for Jesus' help. Just to mix things up some days you should consult the magic 8 ball

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wow. That has to be 20 years old

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

LOL. Bring a box of 6 wings and he could turn it into 6,000 wings

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