See, no, it's funny because... um... gay. And if you're gay, that means you want to kiss. And I definitely don't want to kiss, haha, unless? Wait no just kidding, haha,,,
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Why is it bad news?
Because some people decided we had to go back to the days of "gay bad".
Because of homophobia.
"everything I don't agree with is a phobia"
You sound ridiculous, implying that being gay is bad news is exactly what homophobia is.
This has nothing to do with homophobia and everything to do with being a friggin nerd. The bad news is that the person is a virgin nerd unable to see boobs because they can only see spiderman. You just want to interpret it as homophobia because it's all you want to see.
It makes no sense to even attribute it to homophobia. If it were boobs that looked like balls and all you saw were balls maybe you'd have a point but this is a damn meme community, not a /c/gayhate community or whatever.
It makes a lot of sense to attribute this to homophobia, because if you lookup the original image, you will see that the cropped out the top which literally says "Gay test!"
virgin nerd unable to see boobs because they can only see spiderman.
That is still not "bad news".
It also doesn't make sense, virgin nerds notice boobs WAY more than people that are getting laid.
Is nobody gonna point out the obvious that most people can see both? Like duck-rabbit one, it's not like people are 'binary', they just might spot one first, and the context of presentation will probably be a more significant determinator there than sexual preferences. Gay men know about boobs.
I don't think they made the shirt...
Who now?
You're literally just making things up so you don't sound like a fool. Its VERY clear to anyone with critical thinking skills or who has spent more than a week on the internet that the message is "If you can't see the titties you're gay bro" its painfully obvious. You just want to argue with someone and picked a very stupid hill to die on.
Its not like its a new meme its been around for a decade and it has ALWAYS meant the same thing. Your nerd interpretation doesn't make sense at all because there is no correlation between not noticing what titties look like and being a nerd, obviously nerds like titties, its not logical, you just desperately want to be angry about something right now.
Straight guy, saw the spidey face, saw da tiddies, then saw the swimsuit laces making a spidey swinging towards me. Not sure what the bad news is, did this shirt turn me gay?
I think it doesn’t agree with the sun burn the lady with the bikini top obviously has.
It is bad news because it isn't actually Spidey and now we have to suffer the disappointment.
Maybe it's Spidey from the boobiverse
What is the bad news?
Because you got caught staring at someone's chest-area?
The image is boobs, that happen to look like spiderman, and the bad news is that you’re a nerd or something idk
t-shirt wearer just assumes everybody thinks it is bad news.
or maybe t-shirt wearer enjoys you staring at that area while thinking about it.
Apparently that I'm not a lesbian?
Cringe
Boomer shit
One of the oldest memes I have in the memory bank too, a meme before they were even called memes.
This shirt looks old, but I've never seen it before. Reddit has let me down again. Thanks Lemmy!
If you see two Batmen kissing, I’ve got good news for you.
Btw, these were both originally by the same artist, Olly Moss.
https://ollymoss.com/optical-illusion-1/ https://ollymoss.com/optical-illusion-2/
I mean, they're not kissing. Nose-to-nose and building sexual tension, sure. But those lips ain't locked.
That's just how batmen kiss.
The lacy top makes it a lot less ambiguous. Also, the ties in OPs image look like spidey swinging towards you while the ones in your link really do not.
Holy shit. What an artist. Love his artwork.
Oh I get it, it's not JUST Spiderman it's angry Spiderman.
Yeah, he's coming for your ass.
Imagine thinking this shit is funny.
Imagine gatekeeping humor
I mean kinda unfair. It is shaped liek a spiderman head.
Id bet my left nut this came from Facebook.
HA get it? Because of being gay is bad!
How do so many conclude that seeing spiderman in that image makes you gay?
Because the actual full image actually say "Gay test!" on top, it seems to be cropped off here.
I fear that I don't really understand why it would say that to be honest. Is it because straight men are expected to see breasts everywhere?
I'm lesbian, what bad news?
If you still saw Spiderman, I've got news for you...
I thought it was some clever joke that "then you are hallucinating, which is not a good sign" or something. 🤷🏼♀️
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