MrJukes

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (4 children)

The Connect app has functionality to block instances. It isn't built directly into Lemmy. I'm not sure if any other apps have implemented it as well.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I filled mine with sparkling water but can't come up with a punchline.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Speeling errors increase engagement. People leave comments informing you of your mistakes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I think they set somebody on fire every year.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

They thought showing master cheeks would distract us from simply taking his helmet off. I guess they weren't wrong?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

My towel keeps knocking things off the edge of the table

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I did it at a small privately owned theater. They made me sign some kind of waiver too for them to show it. I brought in the DVD for them to play.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

He said length, not width.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That is my girlfriend's favorite movie. On one of our anniversaries, I rented out a movie theater and surprised her with a private screening. She figured out what movie it was about 2 seconds in when the insects started buzzing.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Jamal Khashoggi was assassinated at the Saudi consulate in Istanbul.

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