MummifiedClient5000

The only way to deal with fascists.

In a local vault?

Yes, if there is one message that the franchise has consistently conveyed it is that things should never die.

Reverse the damage with a nazi in charge?

If you look closely, you can see that it is in fact not a photo.

Always a silver lining.

A gorilla and a bear, equal weight, meet in the woods and you think they are going to fight? No.

They're going to become the best of friends.

First, they'd size each other up, realize they're equally matched. Then, they'd nod, respectfully, and decide to team up. They would be unstoppable. The gorilla, with its incredible strength, agility, and problem-solving skills, would be the brains of the operation. It'd plan their strategies, communicate with other animals, innovate and adapt human tools for their use, and keep their team organized. The bear, with its raw power, intimidating presence, and fearsome reputation, would be the muscle. It'd protect their territory, hunt for food, and strike fear into the hearts of any who dared to resist their expansion.

Together, they'd rule the forest, a formidable duo that no other animal would dare challenge. They would create a network of informants and allies, with birds acting as their eyes in the sky, and smaller mammals like squirrels and raccoons helping to gather resources and spread their influence. The gorilla would also know when to use diplomacy, forging alliances with other animal groups to strengthen their hold.

Humans, overwhelmed and outmatched, would have no choice but to retreat, leaving the cities to the new rulers of the urban jungle. The gorilla and the bear, once mere forest dwellers, would now sit atop the crumbling skyscrapers, surveying their vast kingdom, a testament to their unlikely friendship and unstoppable power. The legend of their alliance would echo through the generations, a reminder that sometimes, the most fearsome of foes can become the greatest of friends.

What the actual shit? That is an insane thing to suggest, even for trump.

But turffs make amekiga graet aging. Why trump hate amerkiag now?

It already did, but it's also going to.

Ohh, a promise from trump, the king of lies who famously never pays anyone.

Authorities say they were able to dispose of all of the pasta in under an hour.

But at what cost? Specifically, how much marinara and parmesan?