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The pasta menace (lemmynsfw.com)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

(this was from a couple of years ago, and they did find the guy: https://6abc.com/old-bridge-new-jersey-pasta-dump-spaghetti-mystery-nj-charges/13302928/ )

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[–] [email protected] 107 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s a nest. This is where Italians are born.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

👋🤏🤚✋️🫶

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Some guy REALLY didn’t know how much spaghetti to make for four people.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

I swear officer, it looked like an appropriate amount before I started boiling it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

They misread and made four people of spaghetti.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (3 children)

How do we know it isn't a naturally growing pile of pasta?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Unless it's invasive it's pretty unlikely, pasta grows on trees in Switzerland

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This was actually the flying spaghetti monster, but some Piney bastard was too afraid of his noodelyness and opened fire...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

He'll rise again, as his holy carbohydrates ripen with bounty

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What if God was you or me? Just a spag pile in Jersey...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

What if god was one of us?
Throwing over 500 pounds of pasta in a rush?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

NORAD shot down FSM

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Because it wasn't cooked. Natural pasta is always in a cooked state, because it hasn't been dried out yet in drying ovens.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

“It’s a-me.”, the man confessed.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pasta 19:1: The heavens declare the glory of spaghetti; the skies proclaim the work of His noodly appendages.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh Great Glob

Send forth your wriggly, jiggly, noodly appendages for your touch does inspire much Globliness

For Cleaniness is closer to Globliness

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Our Father, who art in saucepans,

hallowed be thy name;

thy spaghetti come;

thy will be done;

on earth as it is in New Jersey.

Give us this day our garlic bread.

And forgive us our passatas,

as we forgive those who masala against us.

And lead us not into rice tasting;

but deliver us from weevils.

For thine is the pasta,

the meatballs, and the gravy

for ever and ever.

Ramen.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Authorities say they were able to dispose of all of the pasta in under an hour.

But at what cost? Specifically, how much marinara and parmesan?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Knees were heavy. Mom's spaghetti.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Nobody dumped it. It's just growing naturally there. You didn't know spaghetti just grows out of the ground and needs to be harvested?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

If only someone had an abundance of strainers!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Disaster al dente off the coast of San Clemente

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Travelling with more than one can be a big. .... pain.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

This is just the extra when I tried measuring pasta for one

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Man, theological knowledge among the general population has really taken a dive. People don't even recognize manifestations of the FSM anymore.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

They murdered my family and dumped their bodies in a ditch...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Pinworms. It's all pinworms.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They went and "cleaned" it up? It's biodegradable, they probably put it in a landfill where it's doesn't benefit anything. They could have just left it and it would have been gone in a few weeks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Being biodegradable doesn't mean that it belongs in that environment. This could have messed with the native plants and animals in a bad way. The landfill isn't a great option but it is possible that it was industrially composted.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Then was it fresh? That spaghet is noodly.

I guess it also might have rained enough to relax the strands.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

It was boxes in a woman's house that he kid threw out when she died.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Made a big al dente in the ground!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Take the ) away from the end of the link.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's just a tradition, they do this when one of their greats passes away (James Gandolfini/Tony Soprano).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The nice Italian man just wanted to feed the animals.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Is that a reverse food heist?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It's house, who else