NerdInSuspenders

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Black gold, one might say!

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I believe they call it “job security”

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Have we considered where the initial matter for replicators comes from? Perhaps ships have a dedicated tribble store to be used for harvesting matter similar to modern day poultry farms.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Well butter my burger and call me custard! This is almost as wholesome as the streets around South Bend, IN!

[–] [email protected] 61 points 6 months ago

Nature is healing!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

Rookie error. Clearly you don’t watch porn at work.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A worthy reason to lose that rank pip.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago

Really pushing that whole “Virginia is for lovers” slogan to the max.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (3 children)

The programmer’s fallacy: it worked on my machine!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago (3 children)

In brightest day, in blackest night…

[–] [email protected] 103 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Sounds like this guy forgot to check if you pulled the string it would open a secret compartment revealing an embarrassing snapshot of SpongeBob at the Christmas Party

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